I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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