he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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