Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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