Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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