I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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