it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
