at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my being single is dangerous.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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