My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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