So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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