Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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