let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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