I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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