we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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