This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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