so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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