I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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