mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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