just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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