My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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