I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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