Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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