Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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