I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I don't think brook has ever known best
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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