She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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