you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Less talking, more tequila
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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