I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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