I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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