Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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