my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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