1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
