don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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