Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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