if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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