D3 body, D1 cock
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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