Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my sisters under your porch take her home
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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