I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize