my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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