I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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