That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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