oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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