In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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