I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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