Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I can't turn off my feet"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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