I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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