She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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