Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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