this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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