question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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