belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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