He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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