carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
