i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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