I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
