All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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