Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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