Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
ok first of all what the fuck
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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