He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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